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You've discovered ToddTrumpet.com!

Now what?

Well, you can:

- Watch comedy shorts (see Videos) by immediately abandoning this website and making it feel like the ugly sibling it is.
- Read about the Books I have for sale (see Books).  Or, uh, "Book".  But hurry, or I swear to god I'll write another.

- Participate in a discussion below.  You might even win a nearly valuable prize (see Giveaway).
- Chortle as I conduct one of those annoying Q&A sessions with myself (see F.A.Q.).
- Marvel at the amusing arrogance of my resume (see "All About Todd").

And, finally, of course:

- Feel superior to every pixel of this suspiciously Homemade Website.



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